free counters Fall seven times, stand up eight

Fall seven times, stand up eight

(Source: roryamy)



  • one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
  • one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
  • one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people




burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy)



what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

(Source: batreaux)



sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 





playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 



countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."





deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”





lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here